Hi there.
Yes, yes, I know that there's not a lot here; the person who runs the web server at speedycat.com was nice enough to give me an account and a place to have a home page.

Besides, do you know how hard it is to get a computer that is suitable for an eighty-foot tall winged cougar?

Anyways, though, this is the place to find out more about me:

• who I am
• how I got this way
  and
• what I do

(I wasn't always like this.)